Saving the world… One book at a time
“This would have been heaven to me if her face wasn’t in its current state. I feel like I’m being groped by a flesh-eating zombie.” I’ve always wanted to read anything by Carlton Mellick the Third. My first experience with him was The Haunted Vagina. I became giddy with delight and terror as I found […]
Read MoreYeah, when clowns throw up, they upchuck those weird snake things that people put in nut cans. How do they even get in there, man? The war of Humans Vs. Clowns has been an ongoing battle for decades and it’s time for the Clowns to claim what belongs to them. The world might be a […]
Read MoreA collection of four bizarre horror stories that are so spooky you’ll never sleep again. Usually, with a book that contains a collection of short stories, you’ll only enjoy one out of the bunch. This book is here to change your mind. Every one of these four stories gets creepier and creepier. They are so […]
Read More “If he’s floppin’ his dong cuz he ain’t no King Kong, Ya gotta make it right and make ya kitty tight!” Received from GoodRead First Reads for an honest review!! As we all know, I’m one strange girl who laughs at the most awkward things and situations. So when I seen that title I […]
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